Nope, Twitter Isn’t Violating the First Amendment
It can’t.
Lawsuits
Court Invalidates Result of Rock-Paper-Scissors Match
Is this my longest article yet? Possibly. Is it worth it? Also possibly.
TripAdvisor Sued for Negligent Camel Supervision
In which we will, yet again, discuss the assumption-of-risk doctrine.
“Everything About This Case Turns Out to Be Stupid,” Says Judge
A real judge, not a TV judge.
Judge Dismisses Incomprehensible, Pointless Pile of Papers
Not a generic headline.
Man Locked in Burger King Bathroom for an Hour Wants Free Whoppers for Life
Before you judge, know that the restroom was allegedly “dank.”
Plaintiff Blames Fall on Free Drinks He May or May Not Have Consumed
Under the circumstances, I think he might as well sue gravity.
Rejected Applicant Sues Law Schools for Violating Magna Carta
Among other things. Many other things.
UPDATE: Judge Rules Province Has No Duty to Recognize Bigfoot
British Columbia, at least, is off the hook.
Province’s Lawyers Claim Bigfoot Case “Lacks an Air of Reality”
It’s Canada, so they were pretty polite about it.