Man Who Will Never Date Again Sues Date for Cost of Movie Ticket [Updated]
She texted during a movie, he objected, and it went downhill from there. [Update: Or did it?]
Lawsuits
TAKE HEED AND REJOICE: King Allan of Gondor Hath Returned
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.
“Drive” Litigation Still Running, Somehow
Plaintiff thought there’d be more driving in the movie, you see, and less “slow paced, interpersonal drama.”
Solicitor Sues Oxford for Negligent Teaching
Its failure to give him a top grade has harmed his legal career, you see.
Plaintiff Misses Response Deadline by About 21 Years
Justice delayed is … oh, whatever.
Museum Sued for Art Depicting Jesus as White
Tintoretto presumably an unindicted co-conspirator.
Jury Finds for 12-Year-Old In Closely Watched Hugging Case
Why you might want to have second thoughts the next time you’re thinking about suing a child.
Lawsuit Blames Negligent Six-Year-Old
“A judge will now have to decide whether the six-year-old can be held legally responsible for her actions,” says the Telegraph about a case pending in Austria. According to the report, the accident she’s accused of causing “took place on…
"Home of Throwed Rolls" Sued for Throwin’ Rolls
Really for hittin' a gal in her cornea and whatnot after them rolls was throwed. But there's lawyerin' afoot now, that's definite. Lambert's Cafe was founded in Sikeston, Missouri (in the "bootheel") in 1942, and now has three locations due…
Donald Trump Sued Scotland
It might be easier at this point to compile a list of those Donald Trump hasn't sued, but in this Daily Beast article ("Donald Trump Sued Everyone but His Hairdresser"), Olivia Nuzzi has put together an impressive partial list of Trump's targets. They…