God Files Class Action Against Gay People
Well, the plaintiff claims to be acting on His behalf, anyway.
Unnatural Law
Sauron’s Ring Makes Brains Disappear
As I'm sure you dorks all know, although the One Ring could turn its wearer invisible, it also had the power to influence and corrupt minds. Typically it caused those around it to become consumed with desire for the Ring…
Frozen Guru Update
Just a quick update on the continuing controversy in India over the status of His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji.
President Adopts Potential Werewolf
In a lovely ceremony last week, the president of Argentina, Christina Fernández de Kirchner, became the godmother of Yair Tawil (second from left). Contrary to some reports, this had nothing to do with him turning into a werewolf. Not directly, anyway….
Legally Dead Man Sentenced to Be Actually Dead
After I reported on the case of Donald Miller, the Ohio man who failed to convince a judge he should not be considered legally dead ("'No, You're Still Deceased,' Judge Tells Dead Man" (Oct. 10, 2013)), several people wrote in to…
Again, Goodwill Does Not Accept Skull Donations
Quick reminder: unwanted human skulls should probably be dropped off at the medical examiner's office, not Goodwill. I thought we had settled this last month when somebody donated three skulls to a Goodwill in Bellevue, Washington, but another one just…
Seattle Still Looking for Skull Donors
They donated three skulls to Goodwill, to be more specific.
Court to Decide Whether Guru Is Dead or Just “In Deep Meditation”
If you’re really good at deep meditation it can be hard to tell.
High Elf Update
As a couple of readers have pointed out (thanks Patrick and Jeff), Vocativ.com scored an interview with the high elf who failed in his assault on Morgoth the other day. See "Fingolfin Defeated by Morgoth (This Time in Portland)," Lowering the Bar (May 18). Turns out…
Florida Won’t Protect Right to Bear Arms During a Zombie Apocalypse
Firearms, that is. It is illegal in Florida to carry a concealed weapon without a license, but the law does not apply to self-defense chemical sprays or electric stun guns. (The electric stun guns have to be "designed solely for…