Frozen Guru Update IV
No real surprises here, at least for readers of Frozen Guru Updates I-III.
Unnatural Law
“Crafty Science” and the Law
They don’t get along very well together.
Pagan Allowed to Wear Horns in License Photo
This picture is probably enough here, but there are some additional words inside.
French Town That Banned UFOs Is Still Banning Them
There haven’t been any landings since the ban, so ….
How Do I Get a Reincarnation Permit?
Turns out getting reincarnated now involves a whole sh*tload of bureaucracy.
And Then Job Spake, and Said, Let a Restraining Order Issue Against the Lord
The Lord hath “exhibited a seriously negative attitude” toward me, allegeth the Petitioner.
Lord Hanuman Gets Another Court Summons
This one won’t stick, either.
What You Need to Know About Haunted-House Law
Enter if you dare … but don’t plan on suing later.
Accused Italian Cheese Witch May Get New Trial
This is one of those we’re-sorry-we-burned-that-person-a-few-centuries-ago cases, but that doesn’t mean they all shouldn’t get together now and have a second fake trial rigged to come out the right way this time.
Man Says He Danced on Police Car’s Roof to Summon Aid Against Vampires
Here's how this goes sometimes. Sometimes you write something you really like. And since you're kind of on a roll you don't stop to save it after every frickin' paragraph because you'd like to think that maybe the wifi network…