Another Zamboni DUI
I’m glad to see that The Smoking Gun‘s records are consistent with mine—we agree that this was the third known arrest for driving a Zamboni while intoxicated. I have a total of four Zamboni crimes, but one of them did not…
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Aggravated Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy
It's probably easier, though, if you are the head of the International Monetary Fund. In what seems like a very French sort of case, Dominique Strauss-Kahn and 13 other people are on trial for allegedly organizing—well, not surprisingly, what they're…
An Unfortunate Alias
My source just happened across this and has no further details. No further details required, really. Whether this is how the defendant was known in the community, or just what the court clerks called him, is impossible to say. But it…
Tenth Circuit Forced to Diagram Congressional Sentence
"Few statutes have proven as enigmatic as 18 U.S.C. § 924(c)," says the Tenth Circuit to kick off its opinion in United States v. Rentz. Hard to see what it's complaining about: (c) (1) (A) Except to the extent that a…
Order on One Millionth Discovery Dispute
"Hey, guys, I think the judge is starting to lose patience with all the discovery disputes in this case." "Why do you say that?" Via Overlawyered, ABA Journal.
Judge: Give Back Lee Harvey’s Coffin
After a month or so of consideration (although the holidays intervened, so probably more like a day), a Texas judge has ruled that Robert Oswald has the right to get his brother’s coffin back. See “Who Owns Lee Harvey Oswald’s…
Is Your Local Courthouse Infested With Bats?
This one was.
MUGABE SPOKESMAN: Even Jesus Would Have Tripped
And you wouldn’t make fun of Jesus, so don’t make fun of President Mugabe, according to his spokesperson.
Bobby Chen Promises Supreme Court He Will Show Up This Time
You may recall that Bobby Chen was possibly the only person in history to (1) convince the U.S. Supreme Court to hear his case and then (2) not show up. See "Could Someone Ask Bobby Chen to Call the U.S. Supreme…
Sauron’s Ring Makes Brains Disappear
As I'm sure you dorks all know, although the One Ring could turn its wearer invisible, it also had the power to influence and corrupt minds. Typically it caused those around it to become consumed with desire for the Ring…