Mr. Peepers Survives Vehicular Assault
Dramatic rescue preserves Peepers from fleeing felon.
Crime and Punishment
Rink Employees Fired For Late-Night Zamboni Run
Two employees of Idaho Ice World, a skating rink in Boise, were fired this week after they made a midnight fast-food run. That might not ordinarily have been a problem except that they were driving their Zambonis. As many of…
Good Reason to Kill #1: Roommate Used The Last Roll Of Toilet Paper
Sadly, this post will probably be the first in a series. This story brought to you by Frank Crow, 56, of Moss Bluff, Florida, who got into an argument about the lack of available toilet paper with his roommate, 58-year-old…
SF Man Persecuted Just for Loud Music, Spotlights, Machine Guns and Explosives
We all have problems with our neighbors, but just be glad you don't live next to Don Bertone. Residents in his community in southeastern San Francisco have complained for three years about Bertone, and police have been called dozens of…
“Salamander Man” Finally Captured
A crafty modus operandi indeed.
Sentence Enhancement Imposed for Bullshit
Seems entirely reasonable to me.
Martha “M. Diddy” Stewart Tells All
Among other things, that she knows how to shed an ankle bracelet if need be.
Disability-Benefits Fraud Ended by Unfortunate Photos
Maybe hide the photos of you wrestling an alligator?
Tut Murder Cover-Up Continues
An Egyptian investigative team this week said it had found no evidence to support theories that the Pharaoh Tutankhamun was murdered. Egyptian authorities said they would now release Tut's wife and prime minister, who have been held as "material witnesses"…
What Not to Steal and Who Not to Steal it From
Don’t steal anything from the courtroom, actually.