Alleged Spanish Hit-Man Contract and Resumé Translated
Need a hit man who’s also trained in the “millennial arts” AND speaks Hawaiian? I have good news and bad news.
Crime and Punishment
“My Turn to Drive,” the Passenger Said. But It Wasn’t
If you want this option, you should negotiate it with the driver beforehand.
Looks Like There’s No Ten-Code for “Officer on Hood of Moving Car”
It seems to happen more often than they anticipated.
Wrong “Peter Brown” Brought in for Murder Sentencing Again
This is why you use all three names when referring to criminal defendants.
Assorted Election Stupidity
As if it wasn’t ridiculous enough to begin with.
Man Accused of Nude Swim With Sharks Also Wanted for Assault at Medieval Times
It was a busy night.
Seriously, Can We Get the Word Out Re: Water Escapes?
This would save everybody a lot of time. Thanks.
Two More Attempted Water Escapes Fail
Only in the Swedish case I mentioned in August has one been even semi-successful.
Man Blames Tiny Clowns for Firearms Offense
It is possible that alcohol also played a role.
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Accused of Murdering Husband
The author’s book entitled “The Wrong Husband” will also be considered ironic but inadmissible.