Tree Arrested
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.
Crime and Punishment
Rectal Smuggler Won’t Know Doody’s Position Until November
I’m a grown man, but I’m also on vacation.
Defendant Votes on His Own Indictment
Grand jury proceedings are secret, so I guess we’ll never know which way he voted.
Judge Challenges Defendant to Knit Her Way Out of Jail
A sentence that has been called “crewel and unusual punishment,” though not by me.
Is It Illegal to Make Your Spouse Ride on the Roof of the Car?
Are you currently in a parade?
Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Man Arrested 14 Years After Failing to Return Terrible Video
If he watched this movie, he’s the real victim.
Is an Alligator a “Deadly Weapon”?
You may be surprised to know that no Florida case has yet addressed this question.
Topless Gardener Scrapes Bottom of Barrel
I have nothing against toplessness, but am anti-defrauding-the-elderly.
Utah Woman Charged With Causing Egg Catastrophe
Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute.