Suspect Steals Mortuary Van, Finds Body Inside, Returns Both
Always check the back seat.
Always check the back seat.
Or smart enough to wait for spring.
I hope you realize that’s how HE spelled it.
It took a while for the truth to come out.
A story that’s a little more mysterious than it sounds.
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
For no good reason at all, an update on the criminal career of one Marshall G. Wolbers, formerly known as the “Spa Bandit.”
No, not all at once.
Authorities have asked the public to alert them to anyone appearing to have burned or singed feet.
“I’m sorry—he wanted death with what?”