Spaghetti Arsonist in a Bull Onesie? I’m Guessing It’s Florida
Featuring a local news clip that is worth your time.
Criminal Mind, The
Fleeing Suspect Apprehended by His Car
Is there video? Of course there’s video.
Sospechosos Con 4,000 Kilos de Naranjas No Saben de Dónde Vinieron
But coincidentally, four metric tons of them were missing from a nearby warehouse.
Suspect’s “Toilet Strike” Enters Third Week
His long-term strategy is frankly unclear.
Suspect Who Asks About His “Other Murder Case” Is Charged With That One, Too
“Hm, well, I don’t see anything else on the docket, but I imagine the detectives here would be happy to look into it.”
Suspect Steals Mortuary Van, Finds Body Inside, Returns Both
Always check the back seat.
Police: Burglars Not Hard to Track in Snow
Or smart enough to wait for spring.
“Spelling Bee Bandit” Arrested for String of Roberies
I hope you realize that’s how HE spelled it.
Doody Convicts Rectal Smuggler
It took a while for the truth to come out.
Pond Ruins Yet Another Getaway
A story that’s a little more mysterious than it sounds.