Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
I would like to apologize for the headline, which I seemed to be powerless to prevent.
Here’s the kind of post you get when I’m late for a connecting flight. Good image, though.
It’s a fine line sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.
More to steal that way, you see.
The article calls this a “watery elude,” which it wasn’t.
The thing with the axe isn’t illegal, and the other stuff deserves more than probation.
Featuring a local news clip that is worth your time.