Are We Still Doing Attempted Water Escapes?
Sure, why not?
Criminal
“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Case
“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
TIP: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant
There are better alternatives in this situation, though.
Racist Pagan Goat-Murdering Lawyer Is in Trouble Again
But not for doing any of that stuff.
Employee Says She Robbed Store to Teach Other Employees a Lesson
They might have learned a lesson, but probably not the intended one.
Expert on Money Laundering Arrested for … Well, You Can Probably Guess
And you only get one guess.
Assorted Criminal Stupidity
Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter (twice), and that’s by no means the weirdest thing in this roundup.
Fourth-Level Subcontractor Ruins Murder Plot
If you want something done right … actually, don’t do this at all.
UPDATE: Shrout’s on the Run
Another good reason not to give him any money.
Questions to Ask Before Trying to Get a Ton of Drugs Into Australia by Sea
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.