Good Reason to Kill #61: Insisted the Earth Is Flat
This one’s almost understandable.
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Good Reason to Kill #60: Looked Exactly Like Shia LaBoeuf
One of the more understandable reasons to still make it into this category.
Good Reason to Kill #59: Objected to Bagpipes
Even in Scotland the pipes are occasionally unwanted.
Good Reason to Kill #58: Star Wars Spoiler
Make sure not to tell anybody in Montana that [redacted].
Good Reason to Kill #57: Barred You From Monopoly Tournament for Unsportsmanlike Conduct
Lots of unanswered questions here. Can this be the next Serial?
Good Reason to Kill #56: Disagreed About the Value of a College Education
We don't know whether the victim in this case was arguing for or against the value of higher education, but I will go ahead and speculate that it was the former. Not that I think more education makes people less…
Good Reason to Kill #55: Dissed Your Smartphone
Few details are available regarding this incident, but then how many do you need? Last week in Tulsa, a woman noticed a man "covered in blood" stumbling around the parking lot of an apartment complex at about 1 a.m. When…
Good Reason to Kill #54: Was Eating All the Salsa
At least three people sent this to me with a message along the lines of "I saw this and immediately thought of you." I guess I shouldn't be pleased that I come to mind when people attack each other for…
Good Reason to Kill #52: Started Thanksgiving Early, and #53: Ate All the Leftovers
Not the only victim this year More than the turkey got carved in one household on Thanksgiving, according to multiple reports (thanks, everyone). According to The Smoking Gun, for example, a 45-year-old gentleman in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, made the mistake of…
Good Reason to Kill #17.1: Lost at Beer Pong
Oh dear. This new example (thanks, Steve) is funnier than the original #17, mainly because nobody died. Had I foreseen that beer pong would be the cause of another potentially life-threatening dispute, I'd probably have waited, but such are the…