Good Reason to Kill #70: May Have Stolen Your Socks
Bonus points: sword attack.
Good Reasons to Kill
Good Reason to Kill #69: Magic the Gathering
Svogthos, the Restless Tomb, is on the battlefield. There is no escape.
Good Reason to Kill #68a: Disrespected by Yoda Fan
So this one was more complicated, though no less stupid, than it appeared at first.
Good Reason to Kill #68: Star Trek v. Star Wars
They should both boldly go to a galaxy far, far away.
Good Reason to Kill #67: Enraged by Xylophone
Well, obviously.
Good Reason to Kill #66: Took a Bite of Your Grilled-Cheese Sandwich
Tasty.
Good Reason to Kill #2: Yahtzee
I’ll tell you right up front: this post is completely ridiculous.
Good Reason to Kill #65: Played Computer Games “Too Often”
The victim was assaulted with a Playstation controller.
Good Reason to Kill #64: Threw Away Your Lego Collection
Unforgivable.
Good Reason to Kill #63: Golfing Too Slowly
Sure, this sport looks peaceful, but never let down your guard.