Clown Says He Will Seek a Third Term
Nobody thought he would win the first time, either.
2018
Man Accused of Nude Swim With Sharks Also Wanted for Assault at Medieval Times
It was a busy night.
Plaintiff Blames Fall on Free Drinks He May or May Not Have Consumed
Under the circumstances, I think he might as well sue gravity.
Good Reason to Kill #73: Took Your Seat During Karaoke
Best to avoid karaoke altogether, actually.
Law Says Scotland Can No Longer Put the Shetland Islands in a Box
Just because they’re way up north doesn’t mean you can discriminate in terms of map placement.
Assorted Stupidity #117
In this edition: nothing about the United States Supreme Court.
Seriously, Can We Get the Word Out Re: Water Escapes?
This would save everybody a lot of time. Thanks.
Two More Attempted Water Escapes Fail
Only in the Swedish case I mentioned in August has one been even semi-successful.
Court: No Tigers in Malibu
This case was decided in February, but that’s no reason not to mention it now.
Man Blames Tiny Clowns for Firearms Offense
It is possible that alcohol also played a role.