Assorted Stupidity #118
In this edition: a bad response to bad reviews, a schism in Scouting, problems with permits, prioritizing police reports, and Julian Assange’s cat.
2018
Lawmaker Injured by Flying Constitution
If reading it to the other guy won’t help, you could try throwing it.
United States v. 1855.6 Pounds of American Paddlefish Meat
The defendant will be tried along with alleged co-conspirator 982.34 Pounds of American Paddlefish Caviar.
Australian’s 19-Year Squat Is Successful
Still, you should think twice before trying to adversely possess someone else’s house.
Assorted Election Stupidity
As if it wasn’t ridiculous enough to begin with.
Good Reason to Kill #74: Guy Pissed You Off in Antarctica
The specific reason for the assault is not entirely clear, but it’s getting on the list because Antarctica.
Canada to Legalize Witchcraft
Technically, it is just decriminalizing the offense of pretending to practice witchcraft, but that would have been a crappy headline.
“Worst Robbers in Belgium” Agree to Come Back at Closing Time
More to steal that way, you see.
Now Go Away or I Shall Taunt You a Second Time
A bill that would make it illegal to make fun of another French person’s accent.
Updates!
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