Rejected Applicant Sues Law Schools for Violating Magna Carta
Among other things. Many other things.
2018
UPDATE: Judge Rules Province Has No Duty to Recognize Bigfoot
British Columbia, at least, is off the hook.
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Accused of Murdering Husband
The author’s book entitled “The Wrong Husband” will also be considered ironic but inadmissible.
“Crickets.”
Judicial shorthand that you may see more often in the future, especially if Judge Kavanaugh is confirmed.
Lawmaker Agrees to Stop Administering Noogies to Public
He also semi-apologized for what he conceded had been a long-standing practice.
Indian Supreme Court Holds Wink Didn’t Violate Blasphemy Law
Strangely, the equally disturbing waggling of eyebrows was not addressed.
Good Reason to Kill #72: Appeared to Be Cheating at Golf
Mayhem resulted.
Motion to Continue Because of Moose Attack
Granted.
Campaign Funds Used for Rabbit Travel
Apparently the rabbit was not actually an employee of the campaign.
Province’s Lawyers Claim Bigfoot Case “Lacks an Air of Reality”
It’s Canada, so they were pretty polite about it.