Assorted Stupidity #112
In this edition: a Florida drive-thru lane with mysterious powers; a couple of ways not to observe Easter; and a Kentucky case that turned on whether harm caused by a motion-sensing air freshener was foreseeable.
2018
Lawyer Who “Did Not Realize He Had Been Suspended” Seven Years Ago Will … Stay Suspended
Court says further investigation is required.
Mystery Justice Identified. Probably.
If you guessed “Euphonius Q. Supertramp,” I’m proud of you even though that is extremely wrong.
City Ordered Not to Sue Resident for Complaining About Stench
Which amendment is that again?
Lawyer Dispute Escalates From Picture of Cat Playing Violin to Gunfire
There were a few other steps involved, but those are the big ones.
Guy With Axe Embedded in Roof of Car Gets Probation
The thing with the axe isn’t illegal, and the other stuff deserves more than probation.
City Council Appeals Its Own Decision
It will most likely lose, except to the extent it wins.
Spaghetti Arsonist in a Bull Onesie? I’m Guessing It’s Florida
Featuring a local news clip that is worth your time.
Hallucinating Romanian Story: “I Am a Deceased Man but Still Live”
And you thought this kind of thing only happened in Ohio.
Fleeing Suspect Apprehended by His Car
Is there video? Of course there’s video.