Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
2019
Will Utah Legalize Fornication?
Probably. [Update: yes.]
Thomas Talks Thrice
They are his first questions from the bench since 2016.
Fall Out Boy Sued for Misusing Llama Puppets
A copyright dispute over a pair of “llama-like monsters” seems worth mentioning.
Updates!
That thing where we look back on stuff that seemed really stupid the first time we discussed it, check to see what happened, and then realize it was just as stupid as we thought.
Voters Expel Mayor and Re-Elect Him on the Same Ballot
The people have spoken! And they clearly said … something?
ALERT: Please Do Not Drink “Catnip Cocktail”
Even if you are a cat.
“Succubustic”: Is It a Word You Should Use to Describe a Judge?
Yet again I explain in great detail something that is really pretty obvious.
Warner Bros. Says Rat Must Remain in “The Departed”
The one at the very end, that is.
Assorted Stupidity #121
In this edition: witness testing, sandwich stealing, lawyer punching, golf-course misusing, pants exchanging, and a couple of updates.