Proposed Law Would Prevent Climate Change in Montana
Or if not, perhaps a wall around the state would keep those greenhouse gases (if any) out of its atmosphere.
2019
Meh
Or: On the Subject of Proofreading
A Form You Hopefully Won’t Need: Notice of Apology to Judge
Representing Roger Stone must be a real joy.
Assorted Stupidity #120
In this edition: a federal judge says she can’t fix the NFC championship game; Captain Kirk denies paternity; a sheriff wonders why police would do their jobs if they can’t steal money from suspects; and more.
Stolen Swedish Crown Jewels Turn Up During Suspect’s Trial
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).
Sheriff Says Use of Camera to Zoom in on Defense Attorney’s Notes Was “Inadvertent”
The explanation left something to be desired.
Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
Bill Would Make Sasquatch Washington’s Official State Cryptid
It would become the first state to adopt an official cryptid, to the best of my knowledge.
Beware: Botox Bandits Burgle Beautiful Brows
I would like to apologize for the headline, which I seemed to be powerless to prevent.
Update: The Paddlefish Defendants Are Now for Sale
A post that contains the phrase, “reasonable fishmonger.” Twice, in fact.