Judge Dismisses Incomprehensible, Pointless Pile of Papers
Not a generic headline.
2019
How to Avoid Jury Duty, #12: Be the Judge in That Case
This won’t work very often, but it’ll work.
Assorted Stupidity #123
In this edition: Ukraine gets its own TV president; grease thieves plague America; so do “product influencers”; an army of turtles threatens Florida; and how not to destroy evidence.
Third Man Beaten With Own Leg by Leg-Wielding Girlfriend
The third since I’ve been keeping records, at least.
Plaintiff Alleges Boss Insisted He Get an Exorcism
She also wanted him to fill out a questionnaire that’s probably worse than the ritual would have been.
UPDATE: Judge Who Accidentally Resigned Is Out of a Job
In a surprising development, the commissioners decided to do something.
Judge’s Supporters Say the Texas Constitution Sucks
It does, but that isn’t a great answer to the question.
Zimbabwe’s Buyin’ Judge Wigs
And some people aren’t happy about it.
Judge Accidentally Resigns
That was a simple mistake, but the legal ramifications are … weird.
Assorted Stupidity #122
In this edition: an update on JetSki Guy, a dopey lawsuit by Devin Nunes, bad human beings fight over who’s the worst, the middle finger as free speech, and an allegedly unprofessional investigative technique.