Zamboni in the Drive-Thru: “Most Canadian Thing Ever”?
With a brief digression into the story of Christmas. Sort of.
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Canada Now Challenging U.S. for Lead in Zamboni DUI Arrests
Canada is now way ahead on a per-capita basis, but the U.S. still leads in absolute terms.
Another Zamboni DUI
I’m glad to see that The Smoking Gun‘s records are consistent with mine—we agree that this was the third known arrest for driving a Zamboni while intoxicated. I have a total of four Zamboni crimes, but one of them did not…
Drunken Zamboni Driver Mocked by Children
Irritatingly, I was led to believe that this NY Daily News report was actually new, which would have made this incident the third known Zamboni DUI case in the United States. (Canadians, please advise if this has happened, or is common,…
Second Zamboni DWI Reported
The Smoking Gun reports that a 34-year-old arena employee was arrested Monday night in Minnesota for driving while intoxicated. Witnesses reported the man was driving erratically, which responding officers confirmed when they saw him “struggling to maneuver” his vehicle. And…
Rink Employees Fired For Late-Night Zamboni Run
Two employees of Idaho Ice World, a skating rink in Boise, were fired this week after they made a midnight fast-food run. That might not ordinarily have been a problem except that they were driving their Zambonis. As many of…
Piano Man Convicted of Driving Piano While Under the Influence
He also wasn’t insured and his piano didn’t have the right plates.
Washington Courts Still Split on Definition of “Motor Vehicle”
Do riding mowers and snowmobiles qualify? Are you sure?
Canada May Legalize Drunken Canoeing
It’s not the most important issue this bill would address, but it’s an issue.
Alleged Lamppost Thief Has Trouble With Getaway
It’s possible the getaway car was just slightly underpowered.