Judge Deploys Rumpelstiltskin Metaphor for Sixth Time
That’s fine, but some of these other words are a real problem.
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Your Honor, I Direct You to Article 61 of the Magna Carta
Tip: No winning legal argument will ever begin with these words.
Fine, Get in the Sea, Crooks
UPDATED: Now with even more sea and two additional crooks.
Yet Again, Gravitational Risks Held to Be “Obvious”
Falling: it’s been dangerous for literally millions of years.
Felon Who Died in Tragic Fall Found Alive in Closet
Well, allegedly dead.
An Evening With Blago
Dinner will be served. Also propaganda.
DOJ Says It Could Take Bribes in Court and the Judge Could Do Nothing
This is a VERY long post, but that’s because it includes excerpts from the oral argument so you will believe this happened.
Assorted Stupidity #136
In this edition: a fake-your-own-death tip, stealing stolen goods, a couple of harassers get jail time, and the continued retreat of the “plain smell” doctrine.
Does the Excessive Fines Clause Apply to Parking-Meter Violations?
Will there be references to the Magna Carta in this one? Oh yeah.
Court Says Lawyer’s “Colorful Insults” Did Not Help His Clients’ Case
Also not helpful: over-the-top metaphors.