The $65-Million-Pants Case: Year 16
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.
Articles by Kevin
Saudi Divorce Rate Spikes During Lockdown; Wives Reportedly Learning of “Secret Marriages”
Another casualty of the coronavirus.
Court: Len Dykstra’s Reputation Is So Bad He Can’t Be Libeled
Not too many people are “libel-proof” as a matter of law, but Lenny Dykstra turns out to be one of them.
“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Case
“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
Nope, Twitter Isn’t Violating the First Amendment
It can’t.
Court Says You Can’t Bang a Gong Near a Hospital
Technically, you could probably still do so if you were able to do it very quietly.
Tip: “BOOM SHAKALAKA” May Not Be Best Response to Contempt Petition
Maybe on the way out of court after you win, but probably at no other time.
Bad Disguise #9: Watermelon Head
The latest in a very occasional series.
Buyer of Soon-to-Be-Ex-Parrot Wins Implied-Warranty Claim
Contrary to some reports, the bird in question is not yet an ex-parrot.
Assorted Stupidity #133
Things are remarkably stupid right now, but I’m trying to limit these to 500 words or so.