Assorted Stupidity #96
In this edition: that shark-attack lawsuit settled, amateur thieves fail again, an Australian lawyer beats Domino’s in a pizza-delivery case, and Donald Trump.
Articles by Kevin
Archbishop Criticized for Mass Firing of Bellringers [Updated]
Church officials claimed “decisive action” was necessary to address unspecified “health and safety” concerns.
British MP Demands Correct Pronoun for Royal Yacht
It is the worst problem facing the United Kingdom at this moment.
BREAKING: Normans Amend English Legal System
Step one: stab several thousand people.
Good Reason to Kill #64: Threw Away Your Lego Collection
Unforgivable.
How and Why to Delete Your Yahoo Account
TL, DR: click here, Fourth Amendment.
Congress Blames President for Law He Vetoed
A remarkable effort.
Apple Seeks Patent for iBag
“A paper bag is disclosed.”
2016 Ig Nobel Prizes Awarded
At least two and possibly three of the prizes were given out for research that has some relevance for the legal system (among other things).
Rectal Smuggler Won’t Know Doody’s Position Until November
I’m a grown man, but I’m also on vacation.