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Assorted Stupidity #97
In this edition: wearing a crown will not necessarily impress a jury; Whitesboro is still looking for a new seal; defining “Native American” is still problematic; other Americans illegally drift into Canada; when not to cite Dred Scott (ever); and a successful dongle thief.
Criminal’s Modus Operandi Probably Just Means He Can’t Spell “Modus Operandi”
Among other things.
Court Says Police Need to Make Time for “This Constitutional Bullshit”
The bullshit in question being the Fourth Amendment.
Justice Done in Canada With Convictions in Maple-Syrup Heist
To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
French Town That Banned UFOs Is Still Banning Them
There haven’t been any landings since the ban, so ….
Lawyer Indicted for Impersonating a Judge Is Elected to Be Real Judge
But probably can’t serve as a real judge unless she’s cleared of trying to impersonate one.
The Worst Presidential Race in American History
Was, astonishingly, probably not this one.
National Guard Deployed to Seize One Marijuana Plant
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
Tree Not Arrested
It’s not free to go, but that doesn’t mean it’s under arrest.