Plaintiff Alleges “Heart of the Himalayas” Is in India, Not Pakistan (It’s in Nepal)
Or, it’s somewhere else, if there is any such thing.
Civil
Settlement in Flintstone-House Case Means 15-Foot Metal Dinosaurs Will Stay
Also the statue of the Great Gazoo.
“Hint of Lime” Case: It’s Not Crunch Berries, But It’s Close
Very close.
Plaintiff’s “Wide-Ranging” Demands: $32 Trillion, Audience With Queen, Swamp Cleaning
Also a full-body MRI, although that part was actually reasonable.
In Blatant Power Grab, D.C. Circuit Tells Lawyers to Stop Using Garamond
In which the separation-of-powers doctrine is invoked in defense of font freedom.
Man Ordered to Stop Doing Autopsies Because He’s Not, Like, a Doctor or Anything
Not really a field where you can just hang out your shingle and learn by doing.
Man Who Wanted “Full-Contact Experience” With Leopard Sues After Getting One
You just can’t please some people.
Criminal Becomes First Person to Break Law Passed Because of His Crimes
It’s not a time-travel situation, either.
Yet Again, Gravitational Risks Held to Be “Obvious”
Falling: it’s been dangerous for literally millions of years.
The $65-Million-Pants Case: Year 16
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.