Nirvana Beats Former Baby’s Lawsuit
Come as you are, leave with nothing.
Civil
Parents Sue Their Son, Demanding Grandchild or $650,000 in Compensation
Given the limits on ordering specific performance, the compensation is more likely.
Twenty-One-Octillion-Dollar Demand Still Not a Record
It’s a lot, it’s just not the biggest ever.
Plaintiff Alleges He Didn’t Know Jets and Giants Play in New Jersey
He also claims there are millions of “similarly situated individuals,” which also isn’t true.
Plaintiff Complains Pop-Tarts Less Healthy Than She Expected
They also do not “pop” without mechanical assistance, which I find highly misleading.
Consumer Alleged She Wanted Only Water From One Particular Mountain (Which May Not Exist)
If it does exist, it’s very important to her.
Plaintiff Alleges “Heart of the Himalayas” Is in India, Not Pakistan (It’s in Nepal)
Or, it’s somewhere else, if there is any such thing.
Settlement in Flintstone-House Case Means 15-Foot Metal Dinosaurs Will Stay
Also the statue of the Great Gazoo.
“Hint of Lime” Case: It’s Not Crunch Berries, But It’s Close
Very close.
Plaintiff’s “Wide-Ranging” Demands: $32 Trillion, Audience With Queen, Swamp Cleaning
Also a full-body MRI, although that part was actually reasonable.