In Blatant Power Grab, D.C. Circuit Tells Lawyers to Stop Using Garamond
In which the separation-of-powers doctrine is invoked in defense of font freedom.
Civil
Man Ordered to Stop Doing Autopsies Because He’s Not, Like, a Doctor or Anything
Not really a field where you can just hang out your shingle and learn by doing.
Man Who Wanted “Full-Contact Experience” With Leopard Sues After Getting One
You just can’t please some people.
Criminal Becomes First Person to Break Law Passed Because of His Crimes
It’s not a time-travel situation, either.
Yet Again, Gravitational Risks Held to Be “Obvious”
Falling: it’s been dangerous for literally millions of years.
The $65-Million-Pants Case: Year 16
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.
Court: Len Dykstra’s Reputation Is So Bad He Can’t Be Libeled
Not too many people are “libel-proof” as a matter of law, but Lenny Dykstra turns out to be one of them.
Court Says You Can’t Bang a Gong Near a Hospital
Technically, you could probably still do so if you were able to do it very quietly.
Buyer of Soon-to-Be-Ex-Parrot Wins Implied-Warranty Claim
Contrary to some reports, the bird in question is not yet an ex-parrot.
How Many Axe-Throwing Coaches Does It Take to Have a Class Action?
It’s not a riddle. Well, it kind of is.