It’s not a time-travel situation, either.
Falling: it’s been dangerous for literally millions of years.
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.
Not too many people are “libel-proof” as a matter of law, but Lenny Dykstra turns out to be one of them.
Technically, you could probably still do so if you were able to do it very quietly.
Contrary to some reports, the bird in question is not yet an ex-parrot.
It’s not a riddle. Well, it kind of is.
“The world is facing a real emergency. Plaintiff is not.”
He sought it in Iowa, but I don’t think it’s the law there, either.
Such as, “are there any pictures of you with this emerald?”