Not too many people are “libel-proof” as a matter of law, but Lenny Dykstra turns out to be one of them.
Technically, you could probably still do so if you were able to do it very quietly.
Contrary to some reports, the bird in question is not yet an ex-parrot.
It’s not a riddle. Well, it kind of is.
“The world is facing a real emergency. Plaintiff is not.”
He sought it in Iowa, but I don’t think it’s the law there, either.
Such as, “are there any pictures of you with this emerald?”
In which we will, yet again, discuss the assumption-of-risk doctrine.
“Without any provocation,” allegedly, which seems unlikely but must be taken as true for now.
A slip-and-fall case, but not the one you’d expect.