Suspect Claiming Mistaken Identity Says Someone Tattooed Him Without His Knowledge
Someone also “tampered with” his fingerprints, among other diabolical acts meant to frame this plainly innocent man.
Criminal Mind, The
REMINDER: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant
Either be more creative or run a background check on the person you’re going to pretend to be.
UPDATED: Suspect in Assault Case Spends Two Days in Tree
The standoff lasted about 53 hours.
U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.
Man Claims to Be Four Kinds of Federal Agent During Single Traffic Stop
We can’t say for sure he isn’t a CIA agent, but the other claims didn’t check out.
Man Charged With Driving Stolen Car Appears for Zoom Hearing From Inside Another Stolen Car
He has another Zoom hearing next week, so maybe he will keep the streak alive.
Zoom Hearing Ends When Defendant Turns Out to Be in Alleged Victim’s Apartment
The video also involves a much less dramatic hearsay objection.
Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamp
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
Prosecutors* Try to Drop Charges Against Themselves
*Who were not really prosecutors.
Rapper Who Rapped About Committing Fraud Arrested for Fraud
The song itself isn’t evidence, but making it was still unwise.