U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.
Criminal Mind, The
Man Claims to Be Four Kinds of Federal Agent During Single Traffic Stop
We can’t say for sure he isn’t a CIA agent, but the other claims didn’t check out.
Man Charged With Driving Stolen Car Appears for Zoom Hearing From Inside Another Stolen Car
He has another Zoom hearing next week, so maybe he will keep the streak alive.
Zoom Hearing Ends When Defendant Turns Out to Be in Alleged Victim’s Apartment
The video also involves a much less dramatic hearsay objection.
Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamp
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
Prosecutors* Try to Drop Charges Against Themselves
*Who were not really prosecutors.
Rapper Who Rapped About Committing Fraud Arrested for Fraud
The song itself isn’t evidence, but making it was still unwise.
Criminal Becomes First Person to Break Law Passed Because of His Crimes
It’s not a time-travel situation, either.
Fine, Get in the Sea, Crooks
UPDATED: Now with even more sea and two additional crooks.
Felon Who Died in Tragic Fall Found Alive in Closet
Well, allegedly dead.